Who'se in the Strawberry Patch with Toxie

                 

                                     "Who's in the Strawberry Patch with Toxie'.


                   Troma has internships, but from the impression I got from watching
Terror Firmer, they try to glorify the disorganization, so as to give people the
impression they are unable to detect the mistakes of liberal, up and coming
film makers, but they have a functional infrastructure.  When you go and work
at Troma or if they buy your film, they are putting it out, in the context of a small,
"Do, It, Yourself', atmosphere, when, they completely lost sight of the chasm of
what "Do, It, Yourself' stands for, by eliminating the mile-stones, for example,
what happened when they invented You Tube, was the a big jubilee for them to
get all of this on-line exposure, they still released movies before that, but some of
them enjoy the idea of social networking and sharing media on-line, but their
space ship tends to turn into a pumpkin every now and than, and vice versa,  in
terms of them being a regular, internet anomaly and them being a company who
is capable of maintaining it's buoyancy without the encroachments and confines
of social media.
                I get very lost when speaking to founder 'Lloyd Kaufman' but as of
recent, I've managed to get him cornered by the rationalization, that he only gives
away these short periods of inflated ego.  That is the currency I have perceived
from there.  We don't have a lot of interchangeable business ventures, like you
would think because of the various similarities in music, but, regardless, I will go
and present a regular joke, satire stemming from this evenings E-bay purchase,
so you can see how he's inept in a way.


             I spoke to the man about the 8mm VCR after experiencing the drastic
tilt of Uranus, the long night and day feel that comes from being in Florida that
is a state, known for it's odd time zones.  The pan handle is in one time zone and
the rest of the state is in another, so you have to go to great lengths to find some
piece of mind, but we had some enjoyable chats.  I was talking to the seller and
said, that I would not accept the one that was not working properly, but as a means
of redressing of what felt like being on a planet with a strange tilt in deep space,
I swam against the current of disorientation, and offered him the chance to give
me the 8mm VCR that worked properly, before I settled on another item, for the
money that I had set aside for transferring media from my 8mm tapes to DVD, and
so, I internalized the transaction, and all of the places where it ranged from and
sat in the car, letting the humor in me, swirl about, far away from anything that
was in range of the highly sensitive, courtesy one needs when doing any customer,
seller exchange, but he was polite, admitting that neither of the units definitely
worked.

              When I was in the car, at first I went to great lengths in compiling a
list of grievances about my first E-bay venture, where I thought I could watch the
bid, that had about a few days, left, and bid at the very last second, the sum of a
dollar or two above what the last person bid, and from there, after the long wait,
realized that people were able to bid electronically on items, by putting down the
amount they were willing to purchase, and step away, without doting over each
and every stimulus that stemmed throughout the course of the on-line auction,
so for my own personal enjoyment I compared these on-line bidding agreements
between e-bay and the bidder, to robots, or Robo Cop bidders, and my attempt at
bidding on the 8mm video editing Walkman, was me verses the machines.

               I calmed myself down after that, and I rid myself of the vexation, but
as I went and bid on the 8mm VCR, I keenly noticed that this disorientation of the
long night in deep space, on planet experiencing little sun, and awkward tilt was
still with me, and I used my grammar to free the seller from the whirl pool that
was gobbling me up, since he said, politely, "he didn't know what the $180 gift
Card went, because, as I was rambling in the message, left out a word or something,
and so as I was sitting in the car I made up an e-mail exchange between him and
I where, after I saw he was only willing to let the broken one for the $180 that was
originally designated for the 8mm video editing Walkman as opposed to the other
8mm VCR that was of equal potential usefulness, I reacted to that in the character
of the leprechaun from the early 1990's horror film, of the same name, by saying,
"you wouldn't be trying to steal my gold would you", in the car I thought, "you
wouldn't be trying to take away my leprechaun gold?" as to which I did his part
by saying.

                "Look, I got to make some money, I don't care if you got leprechauns,
elves, trolls or fairies running around, am not selling you the working one for
180$", we averted the crises, and the transaction was very polite, I was able to
pin point that I could have gotten two working units, with audio, video, out jacks,
for the same price as the Video 8 VCR, without impersonating any leprechauns.

                 With Troma, their is no big difference between courtesy and creativity,
but that's another story.  We are not going to that specific area now but what I wanted
to illustrate, was that, Lloyd did not get me out, in the way where I would not be able
to account for one mindset which was me doing the leprechaun, and the customer
courtesy.  I didn't mention the leprechaun in any of those e-mail messages, or accuse
the seller of trying to steal the gold, after that long obnoxious auction, so I've got
my own business ventures ahead.  They are not 100% free of the tilt of Uranus, but
I am open about its tilt, and it's distance away from the sun.  Troma orbits the Sun
like Uranus, but they pose as Mercury, which actually goes into retrograde and spins
faster and more like clockwork, rather than lost, and lumbering giant, of mismanaged
b-movies.

               The reason I entitled this essay "Who's in the Strawberry Patch with
Toxie", is aimed at these bad experiences I had, when you would think that with
Troma, advertising itself as being and "open and independent" movie company you
would be surprised, how bad "Lloyds Answer" was when I tried to alert him to the
constrained sense alertness and the exercise that was necessary to maintain these
idioms of creativity verse courtesy.  Troma has a character based on the Japanese
theater called 'Noh', and "Kabuki Theater" so since, they have a hero called
Sgt. Kabuki Man NYPD, and since I took Japanese at Nassau Community College,
I said, "Lloyd, does Sgt. Kabuki Man NYPD know Hiragana', and he replied that
Sgt. Kabuki Man, only knows, "Whore-O-Gana".

               So you can see why I made the analogy to Uranus, because of it's long
nights, and severe tilt, but before we got to this stage of mutual disdain, as it was not
so severe when I first met Troma, Lloyd and I heard about the movies, I wanted to
interject, that I was also a little bit tilted, but it was only because I had been making
my own characters up as alternatives to the mainstream, but that did not get me anywhere
with Troma, due to the fact that Lloyd Kaufman is friends with the head of Marvel,
"Stan Lee', so on one hand you have someone who claims to be the head of a big
movement of independent cinema, associating with someone who created all of the
big mainstream comic franchises.  It is a little bit disturbing, I am not so effected by
it, that I am just going after Lloyd mindlessly, but some encounters with Troma tend
to get a little severe, since they are inconsiderate to an extent, and they have to do
things to be more mindful of their insincerity on a regular basis.  They have the
logo, of The Toxic Avenger everywhere, who, if you familiarized yourself with the
movie, decapitates and disembowels people, all to the tone of cheesy 1980's limitations
in special effects, however, during the course of my submissions to them that were
never aimed necessarily at, being an intern, or even getting them to release one of my
films, the point that I was trying to succeed by having a creative persona for my
writing and a professional one for business, never permeated.  They tend to act as
though they can step up to the plate, and bat from either side, but it's impossible so
I am just letting them, row the canoe in circles and not let it effect me.

          I am in the middle of ordering all of this equipment because it brings in good
business, the fact that their is a lot of complications in my technology gambles, that
neutralize any shady thing I may have had in my past at any point in time, so I can't
necessarily delve into each and every thing that these quests in old camera and movie
equipment has got me, however, it is easy to say that their are people who are unsuccessful
and don't believe in just doing productive things, to ward of the day to day sense of
being unproductive.  I will try to bring more movie's and music to the table tomorrow,
however the tilt of Uranus in deep space is a pertinent topic, referring to Lloyd, Troma
and Kabuki Man.  Maybe they will get some sun, I don't know.


I also took out a retainer for the purpose of forwarding this story to a famous
celebrity, who was in the Japanese film "Memoirs of a Geisha', but of course it had
to deal with Lloyd and Troma because of Sgt. Kabuki Man so that is red tape in a
way that I had to meticulously bypass, just to be able to talk like my normal self,
as the shows, "such as the 8mm film enthusiast" are all a part of that.  I am glad
that I kind of went into it.

And their is an on-going story about her, her agents, etc. etc.  She is on a label
Called I.C.M, and when I tried to give them this thing I wrote, (I won't even go into
that, because I'll be writing for hours upon end) they said it was something called,
"Unsolicited Material", and that, I had to hire a lawyer to give it to them which I did,
 and some of the music in the film I wrote is from this guy named Tony Orlando,
that is playing in Immokolee about 45 minutes away from here at the end of March,
and I just learned the other day that he is on the exact same label, and he has his
own private agent there.

Maybe by you being here you'll get involved with this label, I don't know, I am just
thinking about being out on a planet like Neptune or Pluto, because of the way
LLoyd is, and not quantifying it, in it's exact nature, since it's a skill I don't necessarily
draw on for anyone, as the internet is big, empty and vague now-a-days, to me it's
all I.C.M, and "unsolicited material", and this big actress and her agent.  I'll talk to
you tomorrow, and tell you that their is more sensitive information here, but I am
not trying to get you into it, I am not trying to hide it, I am just saying it is a very
long journey, that is necessary for me, to inform you of who you are dealing with
and how that came to be.

Tony Orlando sings, "Who's in the Strawberry Patch with Sally'-
I rewrote the song, to suit Troma under the title, "Who's in the Strawberry Patch with Toxie'
because of the fact, I wrote this short film based on Arthur Golden, and the book
"Memoirs of a Geisha', but after attaining the source material, that was IVY league
influenced and moving to Florida, the retainer went thru, with my lawyer so I could
send them something, but I was trying to shed this thing from New York.

One thing in particular that I didn't like about New York, was doing a music video
For Rob Wilcox, and getting my phone blocked the next day, and him saying stuff like
"I can't keep doing music because of my kid'.  The other thing that I didn't like was
trying to help someone, who was my old supervisor get out of a D.W.I, by offering
him this bizarre Southern remedy, for people who are into that social circle of people
who try to get each other to use their parents cars, to make beer runs, although they
are drunk.  In this case, I was taking footage at my friend Mikes house of a Chinese
instrument known as a guzheng, while hanging out with the people there and soliciting
it so they could get into the system in Hollywood, thru the talent agency, that managed
to deteriorate into him becoming flustered with the annoyances of hard work, preferring
yard work, to that area of the industry.  Go figure.

So I took to buying stuff from places like Singapore out of the remote belief that
It could push me away from that area, like an old Southern Remedy for a cold or something
like that.  I did this when I was in New York, when I moved down to Florida, I tried to
get scuba diving certification that also didn't work out well, when I was down there,
since it wasn't aimed at actually going down to the coral, and taking footage as opposed
to just doing something extra-curricular because of the strange undertow that is in the
area that I came from, and getting into the Chinese movie market, that is where I was
than.  I don't necessarily need to get into who I knew from there, but I had one connect
but he was working for Weinstein, and he got sucked into the arena of sexual misconduct
allegations, but it was in Hong Kong instead of Hollywood, so I knew one person
there.,

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                                     "Kung Fu Panda C.G.I. Movie"




       I do have the entire film done, via story board, but I haven't been talking
about the thing on Facebook.  Facebook was initially something that had to do with
a meeting about getting signed to a record company, in Honolulu, and that started
me in 2008/2009, but since it connected me with people from my old school, like
the kids who I would give concert fliers to, and would never go because they lived
on the South Shore, that brought about more of the same awkwardness since I want
the order of the day, atmosphere on my Facebook to be comprised of the psychology
of me being in Honolulu, trying to get a record deal, legally soliciting stuff.

     I got a like from one person at Troma on Twitter, about getting them onto the
Howard Stern show, and I got a nasty message regarding a story about how my friend
from North Shore High Schools shed influenced me because people were skipping
school to smoke there, and their was a lot of different types of music that I learned
about, or something.  It was almost similar to being yelled at, for cutting thru a persons
backyard to get there, the whole "No one knows what your talking about message"
he sent me, and I realized that was a lie, when watching an interview with Janise
Joplin, about when she went back to high school in Texas, and her class was not at
all appreciative of her new found fame, so it happens.  This Troma employee's
high school, is listed as one of the same high schools that I went to, and as a movie
company employee, he spared no effort in making me feel uncomfortable at Troma,
dodging, the marijuana issue, the music issue and ultimately the parochial school.

    He is a dick, sure, but keeping in mind "Dolphin Man Battles the Sex Lobsters"
was done by the faceless mob at Troma, and that got them into the festivals, their
was no originality to it.  Sgt. Kabuki Man, was made up by a Japanese film company
and Dolphin Man belongs to James Gun, and he simply submitted to the tilt of
Uranus, (Lloyd Kaufman's managing strategy) to the extent that he was able to put
his touch onto the independent cinema, and as it became empowered by social media,
their muscle, didn't seem to connect with the intellect or creative drive that success
relies on.  What they were doing before social media, was (The Toxic Avenger 4)
in 2001 and something that was an X-Rated presentation, intermingling the characters
with a topless girl in leather pants.  I saw it last night.

    I just wanted to illustrate that this employee, despite his seemingly cold persona
is just another person, phased by the cold winter of reckless irresponsibility that
stems from the hoarding of personal data, by the big social media mavericks, if
being deranged and destitute appeals to them, that just leaves less competition in
the world of desirable gain. in the business market.  If accosting them in a gain like
demeanor, aimed at retribution appealed to me, than I would just pivot myself
towards the lack of attention that these other people deserve who were more closely
related to my original days of recording music, who asked me to have people learn
the songs but went onto release them with someone else.  Once the smoke clears
and these people are alerted to these discrepancy's they would come to the
conclusion that if these incursions, that transpired in the form of musicians from
Sea Cliff, taking advantage of other musicians from Sea Cliff, were blatantly obvious
than it wouldn't have happened.  They say your "in a band', but they release the
songs with someone else, after you play them for a year, and they let you make a
song list for an album, that has songs you wrote, with songs that they wrote, but
instead of using your songs and their songs together for the album release that gets
all of the attention, they take your songs off and release it with someone else, so I am
not really bothered by anything that happens at Troma.  If those albums came out
the way they were supposed to back in 1999, 2000, 2001, with me and the other
guys, using my songs and their songs, than they would have a light house that
prevented them from crashing into these jagged reminiscences, so I just let them
come to.  It is frighteningly hard to understand, and I've painted the image of them
being related to German soldiers in WWII on their ancestry to conclude the
conspiracy.

     I hope this doesn't get misconstrued as a B.O.A, or a 'Be On Alert' notice
that the gypsies post about people, because I know the gypsies, they jump the
turn styles in the France subways, and that was what became of my record deal
in Honolulu, me getting that because, I saw how my work ethic towards sending
out demo's of me, resulted in Facebook in Hawaii, and I couldn't get them to
start working at that pace, so she wrote a Facebook memo on me, because I was
there a lot and tired, in the literal sense, of being familiar with her dyslexia,
thru my own family, but not being able to resume the demo submission exercise.
She was just letting me stay there, because I knew who the president of the
Mountain Apple Company was, or at least in my opinion, I may have been admitted
simply because Facebook was new, and people could easily link up with whoever
they wanted.


December 2018
Lee Scratch Perry and the Wu-Tang Clan were playing in Miami on the
same weekend as my cousin Earnst was visiting from Norway.  I talked to him
about going, (Lee Scratch Perry) and he said he would give me his telephone
number, so I could meet him but as the plane left from Jamaica, I showed him
footage from my visit there via Facebook, and saw that it was spammed.

He actually spammed the video's that I made in Jamaica with the Wu-tang Dub
on them, and the notice that the effort had one me an award in one film festival.
So that was bad, but during this time, I was distracted by the "In Living Color"
parody of the 1990's thriller Cape Fear, where Keenan Ivory Waynes plays
Arsenio Hall, and portrays the character Robert Deniro does when he tries to go
after a lawyer who got him sent to jail in the original thriller, which was funny,
I never saw the scene in the movie theater, he says that their going to 'Party all
the time Eddy", (who is played by Jamie Fox) and I had a very similar orange
Hawaiian shirt in my house.  I painted the character with the words, 'Party All
the time Perry, instead of Party all the time Eddy.

I am mad about the spam because I was talking to him about getting the music
he did into the Knight Ryder reboot, as well as music from the Wu-Tang Clan,
because I got the DVD box set for Knight Ryder for Christmas, and because it's
winter, around that time, I usually try and do some extra-curricular stuff, because
things are usually the most difficult at that time of year.  For instance, I walked
home from MP's house in Glen Head, holding a bunch of camera equipment
during a wind storm, right after New Years, carrying sky lanterns, a bottle of
99 banana's, a camera stand, and stuff like that, just so I could get these interesting
photos.

(They are on my other computer)
This is the In Living Color Sketch-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjIF-thZrpI

I am watching Beyond Rangoon now, b/c I want to work and the info, is
nicely put into place, so it can be useful, I don't want to get misinterpreted
as trying to collaborate.  I just don't want to be offensively incompatible
like a lot of other Sea Cliff people.

Dr. Noh, is one of the first characters I copyrighted, and put into a film,
that is a Japanese Noh theater mask with a black wizard tunic that I wore to
MP's house during Sandy, actually.




       

                                             Stop and Shop


       "The Sun and the Moon Give Brightness" was a song my old
DJ friend wrote, that I titled, which was probably his only song he
collaborated on that I can recollect.  The song was named after a
series of words, which flash upon the screen during the movie with
Hsia Kwan Li, "Killer B's", which describes a certain type of style
she uses.  Although the narrator doesn't say the exact words that come
on the screen, I can do both, from memory.  "The Child Worships
Buddha, The Birth of the Earth, The Dragon flies to Heaven" As
spectacular rays of light shined thru the enormous windows, and the
aforementioned love scandal would easily be squandered should this
have not been put to words. 

I haven't been talking to Troma lately, because my old

band was all in either rehab or worse, so I've got a bizarre

itinerary that I stick too, involving the Avengers Vision mask

I bought, my self titled ep, and a science fiction novel.

We have 1000$ to for an entertainment lawyer, but this guy

got mad at me, because I was talking to him in character

from my job in 2003, I am writing the sci-fi novel about.

Their were Stop and Shop employees, who stopped robbers

because they went crazy doing their job everyday, and I'm

going to go into that mode again. 

5:20pm

@Hi Chris, this is Victoria from I.C.M, who uses Twitter, thankfully she
reads a lot of submissions on-line.  I am currently locked out of the account
she sent replies to, but it's not the same as a regular person who submits to
a literary agency.  It's like, people discovering an ability that I have of being
able to sense celebrities who were near me, and getting that appraised, so
I was discovered seemingly, and so, as to follow thru with this scientific
idea/novel, I'm just giving you these foot notes.  Marvel, Age of Ultron,
book #6, Ultron possesses the body of Vision the android, to be in charge of
the round of up of super heroes from the future.  I used that in a way that
isn't in plane sight, I used that reference in a way, to illustrate this idea of
me using my old notes about the song writing, to get a deal, because I didn't
have any internet than, so...as I began using the notes from that era, I began
to see the idea of casting the daughter in law, of the man who wrote a film
I was influenced by.  We were talking before about how someone who hurt
my ears with his car stereo had these carnivorous fish from South America
in the fish tank with other expensive exotic fish, and I found another video
of someone who fed live fish to his Oscars and I made the connection that
they both liked horror movies, but just so you appreciate what I do, I know
that Victoria from I.C.M, is a publisher, and their are a lot of people who
want to get published.  I don't want an ice breaker like a hook in a science
fiction novel, to be used just to get you to listen to my idea's.  I still look
at people like Lloyd Kaufman from Troma and Doug Sakman who plays
Kabuki Man, and since I never saw them tap into the stereo type of say,
a person at a Deli counter preventing a robbery, I don't have both feet on
the ground, because I know a person who worked at the deli at Stop and Shop,
prevented a robbery, because of the repetitive work, strain and muscle
build up, so, that is where I am pretty much.  I don't want to fill an inbox
with that,

兰花草 - Lan Hua Cao - Orchids

Kuang Ni

July 20, 2016


Returning to the African drum room at the University of Glen.
I am ready to get my screen play going, about this other issue
that I have not yet put on this section of the blog, but here is
another issue that pertains to what I told my lawyer, about the
kid who I mentioned, since I can actually give a lawyer a video
of someone who owns piranhas, their is a fresh coming or the
imminent plausible stage setting, of me showing him the video
of the guy who feeds his Oscars live fish, and calling the people
who protest to that "homosexuals", and saying that my old
producer who injured me, was in fact, letting his Oscars consume
other pricey fish, not just minnows, but expensive gold fish,
and that is what caused me to get hurt, was because his appreciation
of exotic aquarium life, made no sense,( to the people at the
talent agency).  Their is a science fiction aspect, because I never
cared about Zhang Ziji than, like maybe revisiting my career
in early 2003/2004, would cause me to forget my recent motivation
but was necessary to get the deal with the movie company in
Hollywood, but still, I found the video of the live fish feeding
relevant, because the moderator was calling the commenters
homosexuals because of the nature of them protesting, as I
never would really object to that, feeding live fish to the others,
although I don't enjoy watching it, it's just that the nature of this
person in the video, was he was very similar to the people who
my old DJ was attracted to, aside from me, business wise
and these were not the type of people to get you an acting job
or even give you tips on your career, they were more smugglers.

I was inpatient when "Memoirs of a Geisha' came out, featuring
Zhang Ziji, so part of my distaste for her visiting New York, during
the Summer of 2014, was that I was inpatient while she was
getting all of these awards for making a movie, so I felt like I was
in a fire, because of my producer friend that did whatever to my
ear drum.  It wasn't her fault, but whatever...the drama I was doing
is vaguely pertinent at the grocery store, and while, as I told my
lawyer friend, I was avoiding a girl from my sisters grade who
happened to be Chinese, I was ignoring the people who took hard
drugs.

The Chinese girl, who I wrote the songs about was mad because
I feel like my friends who were using hard drugs would get into the
Glen Cove High School system, if they saw us hanging out, since
they worked there, but again, I was inspired by the man who I later
found out, wrote notes for prisoners who were to be executed in
China, and left because the reasons were ridiculous, "land owner'.
and his Wikipedia is right here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ni_Kuang

So I am not emphasizing innocence, guilt, just that I was doing these
things, to help the youngsters, while watching this bizarre film that
was written by someone who I later found out to be a science fiction
writer, and maybe I stumbled onto a different universe.  I am not a
real science fiction buff, but that would be debatable if you saw the
meticulous scrutiny my friends witnessed in my analyzing that movie.

This is Ni Kuang's daughter Vivian Chow.
http://www.vivianchow.asia/en-us/index

August 14th 2013

Hi Greg,
Here is the aforementioned thing that transpired that made me feel the
sense of classism that I was opposed to because of her debut taking from
the film I really liked during the release of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
I don't know what to say about her agents, but it's not impossible to do
business with them.  Chris, the other guy I have working with, who was in
my band, and is recovering from the negative energy I received from my
old producer friend, because we both had traditional verse chorus verse
songs for our garage band, until it was taken over by a science fiction
oriented techno band.

This is Zhang Ziji visiting New York, the day I wrote her agent unbeknownst
to me she was in New York on August 14th, and I knew because I had outgoing
mail to her agency on that same day, like I saw your profile for the first time
when you were in Florida.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWIMjc4cBcg